Chemical Analysis of a woman

Element: Woman

Symbol: Wo

Discoverer: Adam

Atomic Mass: Accepted as 53.6kg but can range from 40kg-200kg

Occurance: Copious quantities in all urban areas

Physical Properties:
- Boils at nothing, freezes with no known reason
- Bitter if incorrectly used
- Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore.

Chemical properties:
- Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
- May explode without warning
- Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.

Common uses:
- Highly ornamenta
- Can be a great aid to relaxation

Potential Harzards:
- Highly dangerous, even in experience hands
- Illegal to possess more than one.

General advice:
- Avoid contact wherever possible as cures can be expensive!